systlin:

simonalkenmayer:

youcantseebutimmakingaface:

simonalkenmayer:

youcantseebutimmakingaface:

simonalkenmayer:

youcantseebutimmakingaface:

simonalkenmayer:

sashayed:

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Quite…

But what I really want to know is…

How the devil is that a “hack”?

It keeps you cool so you don’t wake up all sweaty and grumpy. It also gets your toes eaten by The Little Girl At The Foot Of Your Bed With Black Eyes And Too Many Sharp Teeth

So me, then?

If you were about four feet tall and stole MollyAnne’s cuter Lolita outfits.

@vampireapologist would slit my throats and grow moss in me. What makes you think I don’t have my own Lolita outfits? And what makes you think I don’t have four foot tall cousins?

Why, oh why, did your cousin insist on standing at the foot of my bed or right beside me so I couldn’t roll over, then? Every time I got sleep paralysis or had to pee in the middle of the night, there they were, being a menace.

I don’t know. Ask @thehornedwitch why one picked her up and moved her outside.

We are mischievous.

If I told you the number of pranks I have played…

I honestly wonder if your kind are in any way related to the Fair Folk, on occasion. 

The penchant for mischievousness and long life span would suggest it.  

We aren’t the Fair Folk. Humans elected Trump. Tell me you don’t think they can turn me into a Fairy.

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