fatrainbear:

simonalkenmayer:

fatrainbear:

simonalkenmayer:

Humans are fucking stupid.

That is all I have to say about that.

Ewwwwwww

That has serial-killer written ALL over it -_-

Seems like someone with a protective eye ought to answer that ad and see if it is.

Hmm, anyone Dexter-like or possibly immortal with unknowable powers living in Oregon and wanting to have some bloody fun on the eclipse?

Close, but no cigar, I’m afraid. I don’t live in Oregon.