Humans are fucking stupid.
That is all I have to say about that.
That has serial-killer written ALL over it -_-
Seems like someone with a protective eye ought to answer that ad and see if it is.
Hmm, anyone Dexter-like or possibly immortal with unknowable powers living in Oregon and wanting to have some bloody fun on the eclipse?
Close, but no cigar, I’m afraid. I don’t live in Oregon.