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Bodice layered with gold metallic and cream lace, pink silk, rhinestone trim, and rosette at the waist; the flowing skirt draping gold metallic lace panel with fringe, punctuated with tassel; coming to a pointed train
Apparently I’m like an official Simon-approved tour/drinking/meet-and-greet diplomat on behalf of this vampire-undead-swooping-motherfucker. I guess he thinks that because he pays me to edit and made me sign all sorts of NDA contracts, I’m supposed to go meet his “gentle readers” and *not* talk shit about him. I guess if I have fun and leave them sober, I will suffer the karmic wrath of the universe.
@simonalkenmayer you are a bag of dicks, but thank you for the flowers. Next time, make it a bottle of Cava.
You’re welcome. Enjoy them.
And next time try not to fail.
God damnit Simon!
*shrugs*
You want me to change the truth? This I cannot do.
You want to edit your own book by yourself?
What does that have to do with your failure? You get paid to edit. You don’t get paid to fail miserably.
Apparently I’m like an official Simon-approved tour/drinking/meet-and-greet diplomat on behalf of this vampire-undead-swooping-motherfucker. I guess he thinks that because he pays me to edit and made me sign all sorts of NDA contracts, I’m supposed to go meet his “gentle readers” and *not* talk shit about him. I guess if I have fun and leave them sober, I will suffer the karmic wrath of the universe.
@simonalkenmayer you are a bag of dicks, but thank you for the flowers. Next time, make it a bottle of Cava.
You’re welcome. Enjoy them.
And next time try not to fail.
God damnit Simon!
*shrugs*
You want me to change the truth? This I cannot do.
You want to edit your own book by yourself?
What does that have to do with your failure? You get paid to edit. You don’t get paid to fail miserably.
Apparently I’m like an official Simon-approved tour/drinking/meet-and-greet diplomat on behalf of this vampire-undead-swooping-motherfucker. I guess he thinks that because he pays me to edit and made me sign all sorts of NDA contracts, I’m supposed to go meet his “gentle readers” and *not* talk shit about him. I guess if I have fun and leave them sober, I will suffer the karmic wrath of the universe.
@simonalkenmayer you are a bag of dicks, but thank you for the flowers. Next time, make it a bottle of Cava.
You’re welcome. Enjoy them.
And next time try not to fail.
God damnit Simon!
*shrugs*
You want me to change the truth? This I cannot do.
You want to edit your own book by yourself?
What does that have to do with your failure? You get paid to edit. You don’t get paid to fail miserably.
Apparently I’m like an official Simon-approved tour/drinking/meet-and-greet diplomat on behalf of this vampire-undead-swooping-motherfucker. I guess he thinks that because he pays me to edit and made me sign all sorts of NDA contracts, I’m supposed to go meet his “gentle readers” and *not* talk shit about him. I guess if I have fun and leave them sober, I will suffer the karmic wrath of the universe.
@simonalkenmayer you are a bag of dicks, but thank you for the flowers. Next time, make it a bottle of Cava.
You’re welcome. Enjoy them.
And next time try not to fail.
God damnit Simon!
*shrugs*
You want me to change the truth? This I cannot do.
Of all the thungs I expected to see in response, “undignified” was not one of them.
He’s a perfectly fine character, except that his character flaws are made so obvious, that it is impossible to see how, if he is so smart, he could not see them himself. That is the difficulty I have with many villains. They just arent as clever as they think they are, which makes their downfall almost a foregone conclusion. I prefer my villains to be perfectly normal people, who are on their own journey to personal completeness, albeit in opposition to society and its rules.
That’s a villain.
There’s no need to be rude, or silly, or arrogant, or vicious. You just happen to disagree with the world.
Simon's Tumblr Dump 