Here you will find the stockpile of the social media associated with the Creature's Cookbook experiment. You can scroll through it, or simply use the search feature to find posts by keyword.
Your house is going to be a gorgeous mess of novelty bee products, neo-Victorian Halloween goodness, and sweet chiming bowl fountains, and honestly, Mood. Good stuff.
I wish it were so. But alas, my lair is still an ugly warehouse not zoned residentially with a stockpile of collections. It’s frankly becoming cluttered. I’ve a mind to sell some off.
Literally every human on earth has Herpes. It’s a retrovirus that built itself into your DNA eons ago.
Really, genital herpes is precisely the same as cold sores, chicken pox, and shingles. In actuality, certain viruses and the like can cause the Herpes retrovirus to unfold from inside the human genome and result in sores in specific areas.
It isn’t a scarlet mark against you. It is simply a medical condition that you can treat and manage.
Genital herpes tends to erupt if the immune system is weak – in times of other illness, stress, and exhaustion. Do your best to keep your immune system healthy. There are wonderful medications now that very effectively suppress the herpes simplex to prevent discomfort. I recommend that you obtain one as soon as possible.
Inform all partners that this is an issue. Learn how to manage it so that your sexuality is not effected.
I am sorry you are going through it, and I imagine that because it is a sexually transmitted condition, all the old Puritanical notions that have been shoved into your brain from a young age are coming to the fore. Tell them to be silent. You’ve done nothing wrong. Your partner was incautious. You won’t be. Keep yourself healthy. You owe that to yourself, since you have been so unfairly dealt with.
You are not “tainted”. It is simply a medical condition and, so long as you manage it and are otherwise healthy, it is completely safe. Think of it that way and ignore social stigma. Humans are irrational. They ascribe artificial values to things. Do not let those idiots define you.
me, trying to stand up to tell them I’m literally just a dude chillin’ in some mud:
We all know that you’re but a humble bog guardian who outsources all actual necromancy to @thebibliosphere
Are you buried in goats?
Have you not seen the video where Molly Anne summons goats from the woods? The girl has magic powers, I tell you. She’s not a vampire witch, she’s one of the Fae.
ITV are planning on making a new “darker” Pride & Prejudice adaptation and i literally can’t right now
no don’t worry they’re just blowing out the candles and filming at night
“In vain I have struggled. *stumbles over a chair* It will not do. *knocks over a vase* My feelings will not be repressed. *Walks into the sofa* You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire *stumbles again* and love you. *has just confessed his undying love to the piano, Elizabeth is quietly leaving the room*”
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