an-educational-sword:

simonalkenmayer:

taxloopholes:

ankharel:

i have a question for people who enjoy mint ice cream:

do you also enjoy eating toothpaste? because thats just what mint ice cream is 

yes I do next question

Toothpaste was made to taste like mint long after mint was used in food. So the question is: do you enjoy brushing your teeth with my cocktail?

In my head that sounds incredibly filthy.

I absolutely knew one of you would take it there.

Thank you for not disappointing, @an-educational-sword. You have won a prize.