theangriestlittleunicorn:

simonalkenmayer:

kristinalmeister:

“Why are you eating pizza in London?”
– @simonalkenmayer

I maintain that Pocket Simon™ agrees with me

Pocket Simon needs help with his hair…. lol

Pocket Simon is infuriated and his hair is demonstrating this. Honestly…pizza in London. It ought to be a pie, or a pudding, or some meat. Half the items on that pizza didn’t even exist in England until the Modern era.