Day: August 26, 2017

miss-ingno:

Picture of a stand with funny postcards, with literally translated German phrases:

• You go me animally on the cookie (Du gehst mir tierisch auf den Keks)
• Now make but once halflong (Nun mach aber mal halblang)
• Hear up with the aroundeggery (Hör auf mit der Rumeierei)
• Now we have the salad (Nun haben wir den Salat)
• You can me once (Du kannst mich mal)
• Again what learned (Nochmal was gelernt)
• This makes you so fast nobody after
• Now butter by the fishes
• Now I know how the bunny runs (Nun weiß ich wie der Hase läuft)
• Only the hard come in the garden (Nur die Harten komm in Garten)
• How horny is that then?
• I believe I spider (Ich glaube ich spinne)

I appreciate this.

What happens when I wipe my nose.

Yes I do need to wipe my nose. It makes mucus. Same as yours. I also spit. And drool.

Beside the point. My point was that this is what it takes to look human. And this is just my nose.

Do you understand now why I don’t wear a Halloween costume?