Picture of a stand with funny postcards, with literally translated German phrases:

  • You go me animally on the cookie (Du gehst mir tierisch auf den Keks)
  • Now make but once halflong (Nun mach aber mal halblang)
  • Hear up with the aroundeggery (Hör auf mit der Rumeierei)
  • Now we have the salad (Nun haben wir den Salat)
  • You can me once (Du kannst mich mal)
  • Again what learned (Nochmal was gelernt)
  • This makes you so fast nobody after
  • Now butter by the fishes
  • Now I know how the bunny runs (Nun weiß ich wie der Hase läuft)
  • Only the hard come in the garden (Nur die Harten komm in Garten)
  • How horny is that then?
  • I believe I spider (Ich glaube ich spinne)

I appreciate this.

What happens when I wipe my nose.

Yes I do need to wipe my nose. It makes mucus. Same as yours. I also spit. And drool.

Beside the point. My point was that this is what it takes to look human. And this is just my nose.

Do you understand now why I don’t wear a Halloween costume?

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