youcantseebutimmakingaface:

simonalkenmayer:

youcantseebutimmakingaface:

simonalkenmayer:

simonalkenmayer:

What happens when I wipe my nose.

Yes I do need to wipe my nose. It makes mucus. Same as yours. I also spit. And drool.

Beside the point. My point was that this is what it takes to look human. And this is just my nose.

Do you understand now why I don’t wear a Halloween costume?

I carry a bottle of Estée Lauder double wear with me. My airbrush can only go so far

Have you tried the Pore Putty line of makeup? That stuff lasts through a day at a theme park in August.

I’m happy with what I have. It’s natural. It just requires touch ups.

Sure thing! I hope you never accidentally Mulan your favorite top though

I don’t know what that means.