theangriestlittleunicorn:

simonalkenmayer:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

simonalkenmayer:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

simonalkenmayer:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

simonalkenmayer:

an-educational-sword:

Pocket Simon and I are mocking the “ghost” show.

He most certainly would. I frequently rant about them to the producers if I can find them on Twitter. I do believe they read my posts, because Zak Bagsms began replying to my critiques directly in his show.

Me: “You imbeciles do know that a K2 meter measures one aspect of a coupled field and is therefore unstable, and that it is possible for a human or anyequipment to react with a K2 meter on demand, don’t you? Set the thing down and walk away from it, at least ten feet, or it is likely lighting up when you expect it to because you are standing there.”

Zak: “You see? That happened when I was standing more than ten feet away. Some skeptics think we could be interacting with our equipment but this proves we aren’t!”

And so forth.

I love seeing the adventures of Pocket Simons!!!

As do I!

He gets up to some great shenanigans, and is always so helpful!

He’s a world traveler and terribly cultured. Much like his…progenitor. Je parle de moi

If you’re his progenitor, what does that make me????

The midwife.

*blinks*

Gross. 

But actually… I did once consider looking into learning to be a midwife. Never followed through, because childbirth is surprisingly icky, but still.

Why “gross”? It’s metaphorical. He’s made of yarn! You crocheted him.

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