I want to talk to you off anon, but I am Very Afraid™ of you, to the point of me shaking. I’m also lowkey afraid I might be or get annoying and/or you’ll get pissed off at me?? Are you sure it’s okay to talk to you? (sorry if this is a stupid ask dfkhjhh)

My dear…

I am Old™. I have a very altered perspective. I don’t get “pissed off”. I am more worried about the people in the paths of wildfires and hurricanes.

I am completely ambivalent to minor concerns.

While I respect the skepticism associated with meeting me, I will not harm you.

Come to me as you will.