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These are the questions that need answering

I have answered this.

Firstly, vampires aren’t real.

Secondly, the femoral artery is there, while the tissue of the human penis is songy and causes an uncontrolled bleed. A vampire that has to resist the urge to bite off a penis…is an idiot. Go for the artery in the thigh. They’ll be dead in a minute or so.

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