Demon dog

The song is bizarre, nonsensical off key ramblings that grate on my very soul. And the damn thing keeps switching on whenever I get near it.

Send it to the Haunted Collector museum

It’s just a machine. I’d rather take it apart or attempt to “Shazam” its music.

That thing is rather horrifying

I’m becoming rather fond of its earworm

Heh, I’m surprised something like this doesn’t have goodie in a tizzy.

He has forsworn its life and hidden in the other room.

Sometimes I feel like toy manufacturers are actively trying to creep people out.

The child chose this toy! Parents said no. The child insisted. The child thinks it’s adorable. The child drags it through my lair by one of Goody’s leashes

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