Simon have you tried durian, the king of fruits?

youcantseebutimmakingaface:

simonalkenmayer:

I have. For reference it is possible to kill a man with one.

That is all.

Making him eat one, or clubbing him to death with one and eating the evidence like that movie with the leg of lamb?

Have you seen a durian? It’s a medieval siege weapon! The orchards actually have to string nets below the canopy to prevent the fruits from killing the harvesters.

And what’s wrong with durian? Clearly the human nose is weak and silly.