That’s the ego. Kill it, eat it, and make it a practice to say “I was wrong” once a day.
one time I tricked my parents into letting me dress like this for school picture day
Is this the reason Straight Men don’t vent their problems to one another? Because they think sex is mandatory in reciprocation?
that would explain a lot.
This actually makes me extremely sad tbh
Subconsciously, perhaps, but it wasn’t always this way.
@vampireapologist For the tea party?
I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.
Anything that can sing is sentient.
I want to run a test this instant. I say we give the dolphins pictures of major candidates and let them vote.
Dolphins for Bernie!
Look up Paul the psychic octopus.
Yeah, I’ve heard of him. But isn’t his gig soccer? Not elections? Or are we aiming to give him the right to vote too? I mean I’m down. Octopi are smarter than most humans…
Paul died. But yes. I am all for that.
rip polly pocket paddle boat
‘That’s a mood’
This is better than interstellar
I was waiting for someone to get eaten. Goldfish make a nice crust if you crush them.
Goldfish are good but the Trader Joe’s Cheddar Rockets have hints of onion, paprika and cayenne too and OH MAN would they make a good crust.
I was planning on eating those as a side dish.