@simonalkenmayer I need you to reblog this for all the people because it saves me a metric duck ton of tagging!
A metric Duck ton sounds delicious.
It does, doesn’t it?
But no, that’s what my phone autocorrects the f- word to and I let it. Never know if I’m going to offend someone. Maybe not most people, but I normally curse like a sailor, so might as well censor the worst of it.
I ate Duck for lunch, because of you. Not a metric duck ton, but a large duck.
Where’d you go?
Also for a good second I thought you meant our Duck and was like SIMON WHYH
I worded it that way specifically, because I’ve talked to Duck so many times, that Siri now corrects fuck to Duck, and Dick to Duck