theangriestlittleunicorn:

simonalkenmayer:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

dovewithscales:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

vosh-daemon:

lordhaurchefant:

thanks! I hate it

Why is my dash constantly assaulted by theses cursed pizza posts?

@ouroboros64 @simonalkenmayer @youcantseebutimmakingaface @sister-forget-me-not I saw this, now you have to see it, too.

Frozen pizza, six dollars. Bag of candy corn, five dollars. The look on people’s faces when they see this abomination, priceless.

Dove, you’re terrible, and I love it. ♥

I’d eat it.

Of course you would…

I might hate it…but I’d still eat it. What if it’s delicious, and I never knew? And then if I hated it, I’d try it again, to learn precisely why. And I would think about it. I would learn. And then some day, I might eat it again and appreciate it.