drownedduck:

simonalkenmayer:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thehappysorceress:

It’s not often that I feel true hatred for someone, and even less common when it’s someone I’ve not met.

But this woman…

If I was a school principal I would respond to this respulsive wretched worthless creatures evil misogynistic horseshit by directing her to fuck off back to whatever godforsaken pit of hell that the Jackal she had for a mother birthed her in

I’m beginning to despise all of these people the way I’ve not felt about humans since the Middle Ages.

You’re allowed to get medieval on DeVos’ ass.

This is your mess. I don’t eat politicians above a certain level.

Betsy DeVos directs schools to let accused rapists interrogate their victims

sister-forget-me-not:

simonalkenmayer:

sister-forget-me-not:

A Beauty Princess Mathematician!

God I love this child. I took like 50 videos of her while she did her homework.

Go to the used book store, buy a study guide for the SAT and GRE that contains the lists of Greek and Latin prefixes, suffixes, and root words. Quiz her on them as you do Spanish. Then watch her comprehend what “sub-tract-ion” means and be able to spell it perfectly. She’s old enough. Before long you’ll have a mathematician, a linguist, and still be a darling little princess.

She is very cute in her glasses.

I could probably find the list online. Hmm…

I passed on the compliment. She says she is mad at me because I won’t let her pile my bed with toys. Apparently it’s hard to take compliments when your “feelings are hurt”.

Tell her I said to bring a blanket from her room, lay it out on your bed, pile the toys on them, and then when you want them gone, gather them up in the. blanket and carry them off.

illusion5:

COOL OPTICAL ILLUSION: Face always looking towards you.

This has been done for centuries with the eyes on busts. Go to an ancient history museum and look at a few busts of the imperials of Rome. Their eyes will follow you.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thehappysorceress:

It’s not often that I feel true hatred for someone, and even less common when it’s someone I’ve not met.

But this woman…

If I was a school principal I would respond to this respulsive wretched worthless creatures evil misogynistic horseshit by directing her to fuck off back to whatever godforsaken pit of hell that the Jackal she had for a mother birthed her in

I’m beginning to despise all of these people the way I’ve not felt about humans since the Middle Ages.

Betsy DeVos directs schools to let accused rapists interrogate their victims

sister-forget-me-not:

A Beauty Princess Mathematician!

God I love this child. I took like 50 videos of her while she did her homework.

Go to the used book store, buy a study guide for the SAT and GRE that contains the lists of Greek and Latin prefixes, suffixes, and root words. Quiz her on them as you do Spanish. Then watch her comprehend what “sub-tract-ion” means and be able to spell it perfectly. She’s old enough. Before long you’ll have a mathematician, a linguist, and still be a darling little princess.

She is very cute in her glasses.

Harry: Hey Luna! Nice of you to come!
Ron: We’re all hanging out in the tree house down by the lake, come along!
Luna: Can’t.
Harry: Why not?
Luna: Can’t go in treehouses.
Ron: [repeating] Why not?
Luna: Because building a tree house is the biggest insult to a tree.
Harry: How so?
Luna: It’s like: “Hey, I killed your friend. Here, hold him for me!”

Uppishman, Uppish

simonalkenmayer:

n. adj. A person who meets humor at their expense with sullen face. Someone who “cannot take a joke” and sulks.

Example: “Please don’t invite him to the poker game. He is an uppishman and cannot laugh at himself.” or perhaps “If you scroll the comments on Youtube, you’re bound to find a few uppish fools.”

Donald Trump becomes entirely too uppish about his tiny, tiny hands.

angryschnauzer:

ourladybinxthings:

simonalkenmayer:

mekau:

peanut-for-your-thought:

thantos1991:

simonalkenmayer:

When I was in highschool, my culinary teacher gave me the greatest gift of all- the actual recipe from red lobster, he worked there for a little bit. I haven’t made a batch in forever but I’m excited.

The cheese bread biscuits from red lobster?!? Teach us dear anon submitter!!!

TEACH US ThE SECRET

@thantos1991​  @peanut-for-your-thought@simonalkenmayer

This is the easier recipe, taste damn near the same but less work, but it also makes like 48 biscuits:

8
cups Original Bisquick™ mix 

2 2/3
cups milk cups shredded Cheddar cheese (8 oz) 

1
cup butter or margarine, melted 

1
teaspoon garlic powder 

1 teaspoon parsley 

1 teaspoon old bay seasoning OR onion powder 

 Preheat to 450 

mix bisquick mix, cheese and milk until a soft dough forms. 
don’t over stir, it mixes pretty
quick
grease a pan or put parchment paper down

Put dough balls about 2 inches apart, and put in oven.
MAKE SURE the oven is completely pre heated, if you put it in before hand the biscuits will come out nasty.

Bake 8-10 minutes.

 Melt the butter in the microwave completely.
Add parsley, seasonings and stir. 

 Once biscuits are done, should be brown on the bottom, pull them out and let them sit for a moment before covering or dipping them in the butter. Dipping upside down means more coverage. 

NOW, here is the recipe I actually use:

This recipe makes 10-12 biscuits.

3 cups all purpose Flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
¾ teaspoon cream of tartar
¾ cup butter or ½ cup butter ¼ shortening
1 and ¼ cup milk 

Preheat oven to 450. 
Combine flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, and cream of tartar. 
Using a blender/pastry blender, cut the butter into the mixture until it looks crumbly. 
make a well/hole in the middle of the mixture and pour ALL the milk in at once.

Now, you’ll want to add the cheese, which for this recipe you’ll want to use ¾ to 1 cup sharp cheddar.

 Use a fork to stir/fold the mixture just until the mixture is all moist. Do not over mix.

Use a spoon or scoop, and scoop 12 onto a parchment paper or a greased pan surface. You’ll want to put them 1 ½ – 2 inches apart.

Bake for 10-14 minutes, until the bottoms are brown.

½ cup butter or margarine, melted
½ teaspoon garlic powder 
½ teaspoon parsley 
1/3 teaspoon old bay seasoning OR onion powder

Melt the butter, mix and either dip the biscuits in or cover them with a brush/spoon. If there is any left over it goes super good on french bread too. 

You are a queen among bees.

Thank you for putting the complete recipe as well. I live in the UK now and we don’t have bisquick!

*excited squealing*

Also in the UK and have been dying for a good American ‘Biscuit’ recipe! 

Where in the U.K.? My editor lives in Birmingham.

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