mintstermonsters:

simonalkenmayer:

This 65 foot tall Beech was found in the heart of the Balkan Mountains of Bulgaria, June of last year.

I’d sleep in him. On him? In his arms? There’s really no way to say it that doesn’t sound odd, but I find the notion of a forest dwelling, people-eating monster sleeping in a tree shaped like a man somewhat pleasing.

What do you mean? The forest-dwelling, people-eating monster IS the tree.

Clearly, we’ve never met.