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Whoooa now I’m curious, what is she training for? (Or is this just a general workout routine?) 😗
woopin frat boys with their own keg, of course
I had an INTENSE reaction, lemme tell you
@yoccu weren’t you looking for reference earlier?
THIS IS GOOD. THANKS.
i’m in love???
I want to fight her. And then make her dinner.
A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.
Cute but I woulda lost it 😂
Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.
I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm
*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”
Take it home and feed it whatever it wants
if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore
a guy in a salvos truck yelled at me and my gf while we were kissing today so I was thinking of this
Do you know, when I was in high-school I went to the mall near my house with my girlfriend to do some Christmas shopping.
We were there, sixteen year old me and seventeen year old her, holding hands and window-shopping, minding our own business.
This Salvation Army shitheel gets aggro about it in the middle of the mall and I’m there totally flabbergasted cause like, it’s christmas
Only, 16!Tabi had even less composure than 26!Tabi, so I lost my fucking mind on her.
Thing is: when I’m really angry, I don’t rage, I go all cold and apparently that freaks people out, because I could see my gf backing up and the lady getting tense and then I realized that anger doesn’t solve problems.
So instead, I started wailing.
Picture this: 5’4, tiny, blonde haired high school girl with her little violin on her back and pearls in her ears just as PTA-approved as could be, full on sobbing in the hallway.
Just, sobbing like my dog’s been shot.
Now my gf’s like, “oh fuck” and the lady’s like “oh fuuuuck!” and I’m here, head thrown back, tears down my cheeks and in that shrill, distressed, /loud/ voice, “WHY WOULD YOU B-b-be so MEAN?! It’s CHRISTMAS!”
And the lady’s like “please stop Oh fuck” because now we have a crowd, and this Molly Weasley of a woman putters over, “what’s the matter, dear?”
And mall security’s coming and this bell ringer is looking very uncomfortable so I just look at this matronly ellen-watching suburban housewife lady, eyes wide and wet and my lip wobbling.
“I was, she s-said, s-s-she said I was going to HELL!”
And I burst right back into tears.
Maaaaaaaan, they didn’t even stick around to ask why she’d said it. Soon as I said it, Mall po-po bounced her like a fucking pogo stick.
We get outside and my girlfriend’s like “that is the most Slytherin thing I have ever seen anyone do.”
It was four years before I saw the Army back in that mall.
that is beautiful
Holiday reminder: don’t let anyone get away with trying to make you feel bad about yourself.
So yeah, they’re not just ‘homophobic’, they’re bigoted fucking murderers.
(Wikipedia article on her death conveniently (for SA) omits Salvation Army connection, linking only to expired articles from local newspapers)
SA claims that they didn’t turn her away, and accept all homeless people, except, it’s not like Jennifer Gale was only trans woman refused shelter by Salvation Army, making this denial appear to be worth less than bullshit:
and to think i was gonna help my aunt with this…
Annual reminder not to trust what our SA donations actually support.
There are plenty of other charities who help out the needy this time of year. Support a local food bank or community housing center.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’ve told ppl this but now I have sources
Salvation Army are scum. Judgemental assholes.
fuck my mom was like “its fine its not like everyone who works there is homophobic”
this is awful. please spread around, it’s important.
The Salvation Army has been disgusting for a long while
When I was in highschool, my culinary teacher gave me the greatest gift of all- the actual recipe from red lobster, he worked there for a little bit. I haven’t made a batch in forever but I’m excited.
The cheese bread biscuits from red lobster?!? Teach us dear anon submitter!!!
TEACH US ThE SECRET
This is the easier recipe, taste damn near the same but less work, but it also makes like 48 biscuits:
cups Original Bisquick™ mix
cups milk cups shredded Cheddar cheese (8 oz)
cup butter or margarine, melted
teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon parsley
1 teaspoon old bay seasoning OR onion powder
Preheat to 450
mix bisquick mix, cheese and milk until a soft dough forms.
don’t over stir, it mixes pretty
grease a pan or put parchment paper down
Put dough balls about 2 inches apart, and put in oven.
MAKE SURE the oven is completely pre heated, if you put it in before hand the biscuits will come out nasty.
Bake 8-10 minutes.
Melt the butter in the microwave completely.
Add parsley, seasonings and stir.
Once biscuits are done, should be brown on the bottom, pull them out and let them sit for a moment before covering or dipping them in the butter. Dipping upside down means more coverage.
NOW, here is the recipe I actually use:
This recipe makes 10-12 biscuits.
3 cups all purpose Flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
¾ teaspoon cream of tartar
¾ cup butter or ½ cup butter ¼ shortening
1 and ¼ cup milk
Preheat oven to 450.
Combine flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, and cream of tartar.
Using a blender/pastry blender, cut the butter into the mixture until it looks crumbly.
make a well/hole in the middle of the mixture and pour ALL the milk in at once.
Now, you’ll want to add the cheese, which for this recipe you’ll want to use ¾ to 1 cup sharp cheddar.
Use a fork to stir/fold the mixture just until the mixture is all moist. Do not over mix.
Use a spoon or scoop, and scoop 12 onto a parchment paper or a greased pan surface. You’ll want to put them 1 ½ – 2 inches apart.
Bake for 10-14 minutes, until the bottoms are brown.
½ cup butter or margarine, melted
½ teaspoon garlic powder
½ teaspoon parsley
1/3 teaspoon old bay seasoning OR onion powder
Melt the butter, mix and either dip the biscuits in or cover them with a brush/spoon. If there is any left over it goes super good on french bread too.
You are a queen among bees.
True story – I was the guy in charge of baking all the biscuits at my local Red Lobster for a couple years. They’re tasty, but I’ve found better recipes online, which I can only assume this is. At the restaurant they actually make them with pre-made biscuit mix, pre-shredded cheese, and water mixed together, then braised with imitation butter and seasoning packages. Basically anything you make with home ingredients will taste better.
Thank you for that. Since this post was submitted to my blog I have received no less than five comments and several asks indicating there is a boxed mix, as if I don’t know this, and I have had to reply that homemade is better. I appreciate this proof of concept.
Love my dad
but the protest wasn’t against only neo-nazis?
Or are they just saying random things that trump HAS said. because the protest wasn’t even against trump in the original kneel.
I love hamill for voicing his opinion and god is it accurate. I just wish people wouldn’t take away from this protest’s intentions.
It was a comparison of what trump said against a group o people protesting mistreatment under the law, versus what he said about people who hate and want to destroy and subjugate several races and religious groups. It’s a comparison of Trump’s behavior. Meaning, Trump said racists were fine people, while black men protesting police brutality are “sons of bitches”
I wish there was a flipped version of Chopped Junior where the kids are the judges and they evaluate professional chefs’ meals.
“I didn’t eat your salad cause I don’t have ranch.”
“Your dish smelled weird.”
“I’m not hungry!”
That would be a refreshing ego check to witness.
My youngest would be the weird kid that tries all the veggies and it’s @simonalkenmayer‘s fault. lol But who would she declare winner?
You wait until she gets her gift from me.
Well yes, if you were one of the chefs, you’d be an automatic winner in her book. But in this AU I didn’t have you competing, just influencing one of the judges into trying things. Unless you want to compete. But that might be cheating.
I would compete. My spawn food is amazing.
Then there is no contest!
That awkward moment when you enter a contest to have an excuse to crush your peers.
I mean who would you compete against? I could see like oh… what’s his face… the angry British man who is REALLY good with kids. But how is he at cooking /for/ kids? Does he have cookie cutters in /all/ the fun shapes? I somehow doubt it. I mean he could sweet talk the judges alright. But could he cook for them like our Simon could?
Who else would compete? Who do you want to compete against?
Ramsey? I’d tried over him like Kali-ma and drink the battlefield dry.
I have no less than five hundred cookie cutters, sugar icing molds, silicone molds, and shapers. I have every condiment and additive known to man. I have an entire bin of food coloring. I have made rainbow pasta, PB&J sushi, bugs, animals, and pancakes with faces. I have snuck vegetables into all of it, and I have emerged victorious…because the Spawn eat crickets.
Fuck Gordon Ramsey.
LOL. You definitely win, no contest.
I wonder if I could get Sammy to eat crickets in your name. I wonder if I’d have to eat one first. I wonder how my slight of hand is. Eleanor Rigby use to eat crickets but she’s blind in one eye so her depth perception is off so she can no longer hunt quite like she use to. All that is to say Sammy is no stranger to crickets. Though I wouldn’t offer them to her fresh and hopping.
Anyway… I want to watch you slay Bobby Flay.
That man is without honor
And Sammy has confirmed she would eat a small cricket. But I don’t know if she really would if pressed.
Let me at her. Buy some human edible crickets and then have a live chat with me
If anyone has a hope of getting her to eat bugs, it is I.
Yeah ok. But unlike Rebecca, there isn’t a chance you’ll talk me into eating a cricket.
Are you telling me…that you would feed your beloved pets things you yourself have not quality tested, that you know to be safe? I think of you as my outsourced knowledge of reptiles…I envision you tending them with meticulous care. Do you mean to tell me you have not found the fortitude to try one bloody protein rich insect because “ew gross” when you feed those things to all my outsourced friends?
I don’t know what to say to that.