*raises a hand*
I know how. It’s illegal, but cheap.
Haunted House, a recipe
- literally anything (Anything is a weapon, but I tend to prefer my bare hands. If you cannot use your bare hands, a fork, pen, pan, rolling pin, pick axe, rat poison, industrial engine lubricant, skewer, crossbow, spare keys, old shoe, spray can and light will suffice)
- a person you really cannot stand or feel the world would benefit from losing,
- your house.
- Invite person to your house.
- Take implement and insert in person
But does a violent death automatically guarantee a haunting? People are murdered all the time, yet hauntings are relatively uncommon. I think you’d need to ensure that your victim had defined “unfinished business” that would keep some manner of their energy stuck in one earthly place…. have them partially solve a jigsaw puzzle before you kill them for best results.
Inserting your bare hands into a person won’t kill them, but could be fun, if they’re into it
It will actually, especially if you insert at the stomach and reach upward. The fact that you took it to that place, that pornographic human place, means your ghost will be especially unhappy with you.
I however, haven’t any sexuality or urges, and so mine end up quite dead and usually as some sort of sausage filler or tureen.
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