*raises a hand*
I know how. It’s illegal, but cheap.
Haunted House, a recipe
- literally anything (Anything is a weapon, but I tend to prefer my bare hands. If you cannot use your bare hands, a fork, pen, pan, rolling pin, pick axe, rat poison, industrial engine lubricant, skewer, crossbow, spare keys, old shoe, spray can and light will suffice)
- a person you really cannot stand or feel the world would benefit from losing,
- your house.
- Invite person to your house.
- Take implement and insert in person
But does a violent death automatically guarantee a haunting? People are murdered all the time, yet hauntings are relatively uncommon. I think you’d need to ensure that your victim had defined “unfinished business” that would keep some manner of their energy stuck in one earthly place…. have them partially solve a jigsaw puzzle before you kill them for best results.
Definitely. Like if that was a sure fire way to ensure a haunting, then Simon’s house would have more than just a few ghosts.
…Simon, is your house haunted?
Ghosts wouldn’t dare haunt me.
In truth there’s not such thing and I was making a joke