*raises a hand*
I know how. It’s illegal, but cheap.
Haunted House, a recipe
- literally anything (Anything is a weapon, but I tend to prefer my bare hands. If you cannot use your bare hands, a fork, pen, pan, rolling pin, pick axe, rat poison, industrial engine lubricant, skewer, crossbow, spare keys, old shoe, spray can and light will suffice)
- a person you really cannot stand or feel the world would benefit from losing,
- your house.
- Invite person to your house.
- Take implement and insert in person
But does a violent death automatically guarantee a haunting? People are murdered all the time, yet hauntings are relatively uncommon. I think you’d need to ensure that your victim had defined “unfinished business” that would keep some manner of their energy stuck in one earthly place…. have them partially solve a jigsaw puzzle before you kill them for best results.
You know getting out a Ouija board and cursing yourself would be easier. Like ring up a sprite and call it a bitch. go to a haunted house and dare those things to follow you home.
I assure you spite is a universal thing, no matter if you’re a dead human, a demon, or a poltergeist.
Easier? But what’s the fun in that. At least my way, if I’m cursed I have a tasty snack to enjoy whilst being pestered by a spirit.
I tell you…homemade is far superior to delivery.
Also you’re energy that you make during your diy project will probably a create residual ghost of yourself. I don’t know if you’d like store brand you walking around, but it completes your first objective with double the product.
I don’t think my species can beome ghosts, if humans even can, but I like your practicality and embrace it utterly. Revising my recipe, don’t use someone you hate. Use someone you like very much, because otherwise you’ll be miserable for eternity.