n. Obesity or bloated quality

Example: Your mother’s aletude is so dire, she likely has difficulty maneuvering through doorways meant for anything smaller than a coaching team.

did you just tell a “yo momma” joke in Ye Olde Timey Words™?

What? You thought you invented “yo momma” jokes? Humanity has been at them a long while.

Allow me to dispel the mythos that you invented “fart” jokes, with this gem from Sumeria, coming in at about 4000 years old.

“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial – a young woman farting in her husband’s lap.”

Y por esas cosas es mi monstruo favorito…

Muchas Gracias.

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