“Where did I put that jar of pickles? This is why I should never attempt long term pickling.”
*smells suspiciously like vinegar*
Did you eat…my Decade Dills?
Is that what those were? They were delicious! You should make some more!
They take a decade. How could you?
Pickles are only like the best food ever! How could I not!
I’ll help you start the next batch?
What’s a decade to someone who’s 2000 years old?
Are there any more by chance? Those were really good…
It’s a decade.
Without my pickles.
*hides in rafters and contemplates life for the next ten years with storebought pickles*