sister-forget-me-not:

simonalkenmayer:

sister-forget-me-not:

simonalkenmayer:

sister-forget-me-not:

simonalkenmayer:

“Where did I put that jar of pickles? This is why I should never attempt long term pickling.”

*burps*

*smells suspiciously like vinegar*

Hola!

Did you eat…my Decade Dills?

Is that what those were? They were delicious! You should make some more!

They take a decade. How could you?

Pickles are only like the best food ever! How could I not!

I’ll help you start the next batch?

What’s a decade to someone who’s 2000 years old?

Not helping?

Are there any more by chance? Those were really good…

It’s a decade.

Without my pickles.

*hides in rafters and contemplates life for the next ten years with storebought pickles*