My gentle readers know I’m quite partial to this season. I’ve gone on and on about how it’s the one time of year I get to be myself with convenience, thanks to your modern holidays. It’s also the time of snacks and treats. But most importantly to me…
It’s the date the experiment began.
So I’d like to have a bit of a virtual party, as big as the internet will allow! To that end, there will be several components, including prizes!
To enter, just submit to my blog, a (URL signed) picture of your costume, your child’s costume, your photo from your party, whatever you like (do keep it safe for work). I will add the tag “Simon’s Halloween costume contest” at the bottom. The entries will be upvoted by readers in the form of likes. The one with the most likes will win. I will accept one child and one adult winner.
The prize for the adult will be one of my books, signed, and a Pocket Simon™. For the child, a Pocket Simon™ and a children’s book of my choosing with a hand-written note (likely about eating your vegetables).
Submit to my blog a picture of your holiday treats, sign them with your URL, these too will be upvoted by readers. If you would like to post a video of someone tasting your treat, that is also acceptable! Post it to your own blog and send the post directly to my messenger inbox. I will link all the food posts with the tag “Simon’s Halloween Treat Contest”
The prizes will be a signed book and special food-related treat from me. No, not a body part. Something safe for you to eat. It’s a surprise.
The deadline for both contests is November 1
I’ll be hosting scary movies the week before Halloween – films of my choosing, and a chance to entertain yourself among other gentle readers. Perhaps we may even play a rousing game of Monsters Against Humanity (online game of Cards Against Humanity with me). Perhaps even for a prize, to make it interesting.
If you can think of any other entertaining things we can get up to, do feel free to let me know! I’m quite happy to add events.
I’m so excited for this! It’s going to be so fun!
Very glad to hear it.
As always, anyone who wishes to may compete. There is no necessity that the person be a gentle reader or follower of mine, so do feel free to reblog this
I AM SO EXCITED!!
If you win, you’ll be exempt from all the prizes. You’ve won them all before. Or bought them. We will have to work out another prize for you, but you will have stiff competition this time.
Heck I just want to show my costume!
Fair is fair
Thrilling! I could use a paper copy of Creature’s Cookbook 2 but I sincerely hope someone else wins, because I don’t want to be *that person*
If you win, you’re getting an “All ducks. Zero fucks.” Coffee mug