Really hoping someone at my doctor’s office is going to speak either Old or Middle English with me.


Your doctor, prescribing you a dead mouse, a pot of bile, some holy water, and five sticks: se betsta læcedom

Now now, clearly this is an illness serious enough to prescribe pig fat and herbs sewn up inside a dead owl that’s been carbonized in a fire.

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