Then you have a low opinion of me. I don’t eat my gentle readers. I’m also very polite and friendly. So…your awkwardness is translating as a low opinion of me. I do hope that isn’t the case. I do hope that you find reason enough to be brave, but that assumes I have anything to offer you.

gallusrostromegalus:

(With reference to this post here)

Required supplies:

• Water
• more than that.
• I’m not kidding people die of dehydration more than anything else I’m talking 2 liters minimum.
• snacks
• first-aid and survival kit including after-bite, splint supplies and emergency signalling devices, and a thermal blanket.  I am absolutely not kidding people get lost a mile from the road and die of exposure.
• Map, your phone won’t work more than a mile from city limits.
• change of socks.
• something iron.
• an offering or three.  you might not need any, you might need all of them.

Etiquette:

• Always close any gate you open. Even if the fence around it is gone.  Both from a spiritual perspective and becuase there’s a nonzero chance the farm isn’t abandoned and the livestock is lurking in the scrub.
• Cattle will stare at you.  As long as they’re on the other side of the fence or river or ditch it’s fine.  If there’s no barrier you need to leave.  Range cattle fight coyotes and cougar and the worst of winter and don’t give a single fuck about you.
• That’s not lore Range Cattle will fucking kill you.
• Never approach any horse, but especially the ones without humans.  They’re either fae or feral and the odds of them eating your hands are about the same.
• Drink your water.
• There are Others in Colorado, but the relationship is not nearly so adversarial out here.  They’re like your neighbors but only sometimes corporeal.  Mind your manners and obey any posted signage and you’ll be fine.
• posted signage includes trees fallen across paths or washed-out sections of trail (trail closed), bits of dead animal on stumps or fence posts (occupied, fuck off) and the smell of urine (Mountain lion or bear turn right the fuck around)
• Don’t eat anything you find there unless you brought a permit for it with you.  Anyone who says you can forage on public land is a liar and going to get their ass poisoned or cursed.
• If you did bring a permit, leave an offering anyway.  The Law of Man is not the same as The Law of Mountains and you need to pay taxes in both.
• Salute magpies, and any bird larger than them.
• Everyone going uphill yields going to everyone going downhill, regardless of whether or not they’re human or real.
• If you’re over 7000 feet and you seem to have picked up another member to your party, it’s just the mountain wondering what’s happening.  It’s like bird watching for them.  Be polite, pick up your trash and call the mountain whatever name it gives you.
• Drink your fucking water.
• If you feel like you’re being followed, especially at dusk, you absolutely turn around and tell whatever’s behind you you know they’re there.  This is becuase it’s almost certainly coyotes and they need to be told to fuck off.  If you can see what’s following you, face it and walk calmly backwards towards civilization until it goes away or you’re back in your car.  If you can’t see what it is, tell it you’re headed home now, then you can turn back around and proceed calmly back from whence you came.
• Do not, under any circumstances, run.
• things that run are meant to be chased and everything up here is faster than you are.
• also you’ll fall off a fucking cliff.
• If you get back to the car or edge of the wild space and still feel like you’re being followed, check your shoes, pockets and any baggage for extras and leave them.  If you’re STILL being followed, they’re being rude and you’re allowed to chuck a rock at them.
• I’m not kidding about the water.
• Don’t go into any “abandoned” buildings because 1. there’s a nonzero chance the building isn’t actually abandoned and then you have to explain to the rancher what the fuck you’re doing on their land 2. if it is abandoned it’s probably structurally unstable 3. the only things inside are rattlesnakes and tetanus.
• Exception to above: if you hear thunder, you’re close enough to be struck. you can step inside then, but do not touch anything, especially the building it’self.
• You are encouraged to walk out to abandoned tractors and plowshares and touch them.  Don’t move them but stop to say hi and have some water.
• If you find human remains, don’t panic.  If they’re out there, they wanted to be found.  Write down (you won’t be able to remember later, trust me) where you found them and inform the park service/police as soon as possible.
• Drink your water.

This is excellent advice. Especially given what I know of my Cousin.

Happy to oblige. History provides perspective. Memory provides context. That’s the only wisdom in age, and the one thing any youth with a keen mind can recreate.