noriannbraindripshere:

simonalkenmayer:

sabertoothwalrus:

poriferathief:

thecuckoohaslanded:

ariaxvespid:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

yall gotta include pelagornis!!!

Some of the most complete hominid skeletons discovered were found in bird’s nests. But people say I’m an impossibility.

It’s because you are way too alive and hungry for comfort I think.

So were they.

*shrugs*