*gazes into the abyss*
*abyss gazes back*
*quickly turns head and acts like i wasn’t staring*
*abyss knows better and narrows its gaze*
*catches abyss staring at her, gets sick of it, winks and makes kissy face at abyss*
*abyss shrieks “EWW! Fat chick just flirted with me!* and runs away*
Why does everyone assume the Abyss is undignified?
Not everybody! *pouts*
Thank you. The abyss does not engage in bawdy humor.
The abyss does not engage in that sort of low, muckspouting humor. The abyss engages only in the highest quality humor and does not call people “fat”. That’s undignified.
Also, the abyss doesn’t lie