When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
Indeed. I was wondering the same thing.
And then who, upon realizing their mistake, just walks out of the store and does not pay for the soap they ruined?!
The sort who doesn’t want to be known as a soap-nibbler.