Ugh I just want to be your friend!!!! But I’m so shy and awkward. And I’m scared you’ll eat me. O.o

Then you have a low opinion of me. I don’t eat my gentle readers. I’m also very polite and friendly. So…your awkwardness is translating as a low opinion of me. I do hope that isn’t the case. I do hope that you find reason enough to be brave, but that assumes I have anything to offer you.