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AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

yall gotta include pelagornis!!!

Some of the most complete hominid skeletons discovered were found in bird’s nests. But people say I’m an impossibility.

It’s because you are way too alive and hungry for comfort I think.

So were they.

*shrugs*

So when we find big ol’ caves full of human bones that have suspicious cut marks/chew marks on them, is that likely a Cousin Den?

Also was Sawney Bean a real person?

No comment and No. Sawney Bean was a fabrication. I think it more likely that Sawney Bean and Christie-Cleek are just folklore built around what was probably a cousin that was there in the 1300’s to 1400’s.