Here you will find the stockpile of the social media associated with the Creature's Cookbook experiment. You can scroll through it, or simply use the search feature to find posts by keyword.
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed
this tumblr post is a loose page of the necronomicon
EXTREMELY CURSED
I’d like to preempt any questions by insisting that…
I wont be there.
It would ruin the experiment.
Well, I mean
Yes. You’re the fourth person to point out the date. I CAN read. And I do have a sense of humor.
This is why I tell people when I’m intentionally being funny, otherwise I get this kind of backlash.
I’m sorry, this is my fault cuz I can’t recognise sarcasm if it would be dancing in front of me dressed in my grannies curtains.
If it was, it would look remarkably like the attendees at the convention.
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed
this tumblr post is a loose page of the necronomicon
EXTREMELY CURSED
I’d like to preempt any questions by insisting that…
I wont be there.
It would ruin the experiment.
Simon, this already happened anyways, this post is from 2014.
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed
this tumblr post is a loose page of the necronomicon
EXTREMELY CURSED
I’d like to preempt any questions by insisting that…
I wont be there.
It would ruin the experiment.
Well, I mean
Yes. You’re the fourth person to point out the date. I CAN read. And I do have a sense of humor.
This is why I tell people when I’m intentionally being funny, otherwise I get this kind of backlash.
n. Don’t get too hasty. This isn’t an insult about penis size or a euphemism for the length of a man’s trouser-stuffer. It’s actually just what we called the molars, or the teeth hidden in the back of the cheek.
Example: I had an abscessed wang-tooth removed last winter.
Which in mixed company will either sound offensively horrifying or impressive as hell. “You had what removed? And you lived?”
Could this be related to the fact that if you’re going to suck a wang you hope it is large enough to reach those teeth?
…
No?
No.
I’m guessing it has to do with your cheek, or your wang(en) as we call them?
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed
this tumblr post is a loose page of the necronomicon
EXTREMELY CURSED
I’d like to preempt any questions by insisting that…
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed
this tumblr post is a loose page of the necronomicon
EXTREMELY CURSED
I’d like to preempt any questions by insisting that…
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed
this tumblr post is a loose page of the necronomicon
EXTREMELY CURSED
I’d like to preempt any questions by insisting that…
Simon's Tumblr Dump 