n. Don’t get too hasty. This isn’t an insult about penis size or a euphemism for the length of a man’s trouser-stuffer. It’s actually just what we called the molars, or the teeth hidden in the back of the cheek.

Example: I had an abscessed wang-tooth removed last winter.

Which in mixed company will either sound offensively horrifying or impressive as hell. “You had what removed? And you lived?”

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