Hey! The thing me and my friend are drinking is a cauldron cocktail from a bar in Bristol, it’s something with violets in, it was so nice

A violet liqueur or violet infused liquid? You have irresponsibly not taken a photo of the menu. I am shocked, appalled, and wounded deeply.

That is humor.

But, while you are both lovely things and delightfully festive in your monochrome, I shall admonish you to henceforth photograph the cocktail menus for me personally.

*turns to gentle readers at large*

This goes for all of you in your thousands. I demand menus and drink pictures and hang the devil, FOOD.

Thank you.