Here you will find the stockpile of the social media associated with the Creature's Cookbook experiment. You can scroll through it, or simply use the search feature to find posts by keyword.
all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure
look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love
another beautiful bat you can see her whiskers!!!! look at her
this one’s named after it’s nose looking like a leaf! get fucking with it look she’s adorable!
HAPPY BOY!
THE EARS THO
SMOLE BOY
Weird cow lookin boy with an impressive snooter
Fancy Nose Boy
EARS
goofy ears!
mohawk!
extra long snoot!
literal goblin!
comedian bat!
sucker footed bb!
sword nose!
last one is the most beautiful of them all i would die for her ❤
What happens when you leave your precocious 16 year old home alone with the fully-gassed army, his boyfriend, and an overly permissive babysitter named Aristotle.
No, literally. He stole his father’s army while he was away and invaded the neighboring kingdom.
SIMON THANK YOU FOR THIS
I read the words “Fully gassed army, his boyfriend, and an overly permissive babysitter named Aristotle” and snorted coffee all over my desk, because this is the most beautifully true and eloquent way of summarizing Alexander’s formative years I’ve ever seen.
And for others; he did. He absolutely did. This led to some Tension in the family, and when Philip of Macedon was killed there was rampant speculation that Alexander or his mother were behind the killing.
god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner
that was the devil
Ok I’m about 70% certain you met Loki.
My Cousin Steve. He wasn’t really drunk, so it’s a good thing you humored him.
What happens when you leave your precocious 16 year old home alone with the fully-gassed army, his boyfriend, and an overly permissive babysitter named Aristotle.
No, literally. He stole his father’s army while he was away and invaded the neighboring kingdom.
SIMON THANK YOU FOR THIS
I read the words “Fully gassed army, his boyfriend, and an overly permissive babysitter named Aristotle” and snorted coffee all over my desk, because this is the most beautifully true and eloquent way of summarizing Alexander’s formative years I’ve ever seen.
And for others; he did. He absolutely did. This led to some Tension in the family, and when Philip of Macedon was killed there was rampant speculation that Alexander or his mother were behind the killing.
god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner
that was the devil
Ok I’m about 70% certain you met Loki.
My Cousin Steve. He wasn’t really drunk, so it’s a good thing you humored him.
What happens when you leave your precocious 16 year old home alone with the fully-gassed army, his boyfriend, and an overly permissive babysitter named Aristotle.
No, literally. He stole his father’s army while he was away and invaded the neighboring kingdom.
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