Intelligent.
Ah…do you mean, to eat? In that case, fatty.
I was a witch for halloween this year!
Monster facts
If you shoot us, do we not bleed?
No.
No, we don’t. And it makes us very very angry
Did someone shoot you recently or is this just an in general Monster Fact?
Someone is always shooting me, it seems
So the good news is one of the people I do odd jobs for now works at Hallmark and he can get me unlimited get well cards.
The bad news is, you seem to require unlimited get well cards
Don’t bother. It wasn’t that bad.
simone, I’m stuck in an abusive home and can’t leave or move out. I want to kill myself… I can’t drive and we live in the middle of nowhere so i can’t walk to a train station or anything- what can I do??
Come speak to me privately and we will tailor a response. Situations like this have to be handled with strategy and every strategy is different. I promise you don’t need to be afraid, and nothing you say to me will ever leave my confidence.
Monster facts
If you shoot us, do we not bleed?
No.
No, we don’t. And it makes us very very angry
Did someone shoot you recently or is this just an in general Monster Fact?
Someone is always shooting me, it seems
On the Surreal Sunday before Halloween jack-o’-lanterns finally get their turn.
[via devilduck]
Monster facts
If you shoot us, do we not bleed?
No.
No, we don’t. And it makes us very very angry
Does it make you angry because you got shot or angry because you don’t bleed? 😉
Why would I want to bleed?
I’d like to keep my internal bits inside.
So if you don’t bleed what makes all your insides go? Like people need blood to move oxygen around so organs and what-nots can function do you have something similar?
Didn’t say we don’t have blood. Just said we don’t bleed.
Monster facts
If you shoot us, do we not bleed?
No.
No, we don’t. And it makes us very very angry
Does it make you angry because you got shot or angry because you don’t bleed? 😉
Why would I want to bleed?
I’d like to keep my internal bits inside.
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