youcantseebutimmakingaface:

simonalkenmayer:

mooboop:

simonalkenmayer:

Monster facts

If you shoot us, do we not bleed?

No.

No, we don’t. And it makes us very very angry

Did someone shoot you recently or is this just an in general Monster Fact?

Someone is always shooting me, it seems

So the good news is one of the people I do odd jobs for now works at Hallmark and he can get me unlimited get well cards.

The bad news is, you seem to require unlimited get well cards

Don’t bother. It wasn’t that bad.