winter-wing:

simonalkenmayer:

voxtoria:

simonalkenmayer:

Monster facts

If you shoot us, do we not bleed?

No.

No, we don’t. And it makes us very very angry

Does it make you angry because you got shot or angry because you don’t bleed? 😉

Why would I want to bleed?

I’d like to keep my internal bits inside.

So if you don’t bleed what makes all your insides go? Like people need blood to move oxygen around so organs and what-nots can function do you have something similar?

Didn’t say we don’t have blood. Just said we don’t bleed.