No.
This means you’ve eaten enough curry to kill someone, before
Yes. Quite so.
I can only assume you meant to write that you “cannot move” in the ask about eating the giant pot of chili, but the idea that you could have eaten so much chili that you lost the ability to feel love has had me in stitches for the last 10 minutes
Yes. And it was curry. I’ve eaten so much curry I’m in physical pain. And it was very good.
I feel love only for curry. Chef can fuck right off.
How does Chef feel about this declaration?
He loves curry as much as I do
THIS, guy gals and nonbinary pals, is true romance. Aaaaaall the curry.
Agreed. All the curry.
I can only assume you meant to write that you “cannot move” in the ask about eating the giant pot of chili, but the idea that you could have eaten so much chili that you lost the ability to feel love has had me in stitches for the last 10 minutes
Yes. And it was curry. I’ve eaten so much curry I’m in physical pain. And it was very good.
I feel love only for curry. Chef can fuck right off.
How does Chef feel about this declaration?
He loves curry as much as I do
Honestly, that’s probably the only reasonable response anyway. Curry is just that good.
We wouldn’t have a hand-fasting. We’d have a curry cookout competition.
Are there any bad fashion trends you’ve seen just come by again and again and again?
Pointy toes.
^^^^^^
I used to make shoes, back when truly absurd pointy toes were quite popular and I cannot stand them. Every time I see a pointy toed shoe I struggle to balance my laughter at the ridiculous appearance and the pain I feel in my nether regions when I imagine being kicked by one of those stupid shoes.
So out of curiosity (I skimmed the FAQ and didn’t see it, so I apologize if this is there), but by your estimates is your species closest to mammals, reptiles, fish, amphibians, or something unique?
The only thing that has similar aspects in most senses are certain sea animals.
Simon Shark, doo doo, da doo doo da doo, Simon Shark
Eat his fill do do do dooo eats his fill do do do dooo eats his fill do do do doooo eats Phil.
That’s it. We’re adding it to the song. Simon is the final boss of the shark song.
I can carry that burden.
How well do you fare in anaerobic environments?
I breathe, so…not well. I can go longer without oxygen than a human. But I have “blacked out” from smothering.
Have you ever thought about what you’d want the scientific name for your kind to be? I mean, human people coined the term “Homo sapiens” to refer to themselves, so it only seems right that non-human people should be able to do the same. (I’m now imagining something like “Simon sapiens”, except the “Simon” bit would have to be latinized and I don’t even know.)
I do believe I answered that recently. I can’t remember what I said. it was largely humorous. I’ll have to go look.
This recent Tsunami in I donesia is something I have been fearing. I’m glad the losses have so far been comparably small. If you live on the Ring of Fire, have an escape plan and know the warning signs and what to do.
As you know, I’ve been very concerned about tectonic activity this year. I have a feeling it is going to continue. Please be vigalent.
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