I’m gonna say it again: Chef is my hero. 😂 I don’t think this was what you meant when you said “I am owed fucks,” Simone, but there’s no denying that Chef finds the phrase open to creative interpretation If pie is involved.

Wasn’t he who threatens to sexually assault my pie. Was the third party.

But yes…today he brought me another Lime Edition. I have a feeling this is going to become a trend and some day he will open a closet and all the cans of lime redbull will fall out and bury him in my compartmentaliEd romantic leanings.

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