Simon, I know I can’t do the contests but I made hard candy! The skulls and crossbones are for me and the hearts are for my boyfriend’s parents and a family friend for Hanukkah! They’re made with sugar, water and corn syrup which I’m not sure was a thing in the 1800s, and blue food coloring and vanilla almond flavoring.

-submitted by my assistant who still doesn’t sign her posts…

That’s wonderful! You’re next step is chocolate! Corn syrup was invented in the 1800’s but wasn’t used in food for about a hundred years. -S

Having a bit of wine with some food on a river cruise. Delightful food, though I don’t know if you’d like seeing half eaten food.

~FlaminFaux

My Favorite Breakfast

I put bacon in the oven, sauteyed some diced white mushrooms, used the left over bacon fat as well as some vegetable oil to have enough to go around to fry potatoe pieces on low heat, and seasoned them with garlic powder and sea salt.

Then I shredded the bacon and mixed it with my mushrooms and set it aside. I whisked an egg with equal parts milk and poured it on what was left of the grease since it wasn’t burnt. With this much milk, as I hoped, the eggs swam to coat the bottom of my hot iron in a nice thin layer and were a perfect staple to fold my mushrooms and bacon into, as well as Italian and Monterey Jack cheese. Then I plopped the rest of the toppings on top because I made too much.

It’s brilliant and I’m proud it turned out so well. It goes really great with hot chocolate.

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-submitted by @levinea-yuuki

Negative Fucks Tee

You can buy it here

The zazzle store is essentially a collection of random objects with some of the things I’ve said which you seemed to want to memorialize. As well as some amusing objects for the sake of humor. All proceeds are put back into the experiment, used to pay my staff, sort out competition prizes, and so forth.

There is also a mug and a tote bag.

These items are all designed by @imgoingtogobacktheresomeday and illustrations have been created by artists who are themselves part of the experiment.

Thank you!

A spice cake with cream cheese frosting. The top looks great, the sides… Not so much. Its my first cake but I think it turned out pretty good.

-psiionicwolf

I made pie bites for Thanksgiving. Unfortunately not many seemed interested in lieu of actual pie. But I’m still glad I made them because it helped me work out a new recipe! -submitted by felthief

I think that’s a brilliant idea and you ought to congratulate yourself. -S

HELLO YES YOU ASKED FOR PICTURES SO HERE IS THE PIE

-jaysworlds

It’s gorgeous!

-S

Simon, my uncle brought this wine for Thanksgiving but its …not good. He said it tastes like what his father used to make but my mother disagrees. Its like, twenty percent alcohol. -jesse

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